What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:03

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How safe is it to travel to Kashmir in 2024?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What are some common historical misconceptions?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do some children hate their parents?
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.